1) Your mama''''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.
2) Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
3) Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, You two..Break Up
4) Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
5) Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
6) Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
7) Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
8) Yo mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.
9) Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
10) Yo Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.