I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

I used to think that you were a colossal pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

I will defend, to your death, my right to my opinion.

I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

If I want shit from you, I'll squeeze your head.

If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

I'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.

People would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

She's the first in her family born without tail.

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